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Looking for Work ???

MacTavish

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The British doctor, Dr. James, says we took a dead man's balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work.


The German doctor, Dr. Krause, says: In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."


The Russian doctor, Dr. Vernacheskof, says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The American doctor. Dr. Ben Carson, laughs: "You all are behind us. Seven years ago, we took a Muslim with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"

This joke actually won an award for the best joke in world competition held in England.
 
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