Good morning fellow losers my name is Don and I’ve been pretty much a loser for 61 years. Man it feels great to get that off my chest.
Speaking of chest...as I sit here in the Loser's Lounge (Lizard Section), I contemplate the issue of how best to remove pretzel crumbs and potato chip pieces from my chest hairs, Suggestions sought. Bonus if crumbs and pieces can be salvaged and recycled.