My buddy’s shirt, thought of the ODT

[medium187mph]

 

[GatorBait]

Man, I feel that! Have little Lego leaving kids running around

 

[boinky]

Stepping on a landmine would be faster and easier.

 

[Blyco]

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

BILLUND, DENMARK - LEGO has just introduced new and improved interlocking plastic bricks that will instantly kill you when you step on them, sources at the company’s headquarters confirmed Thursday.The sharper edges in the new design will just immediately put you out of your misery, so you don’t...

babylonbee.com

 

[Just1more]

I used to think legos were bad until my dogs started leaving these strategically placed around the house.

 

[Bypass]

I used to think legos were bad until my dogs started leaving these strategically placed around the house.

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Yup my dogs leave squeaky toys but the worst is stepping on a turd barefoot in the dark.

 

[Just1more]

Yup my dogs leave squeaky toys but the worst is stepping on a turd barefoot in the dark.

These definitely don’t squeak but they’ll make you yell pretty loud

 

[Bypass]

These definitely don’t squeak but they’ll make you yell pretty loud

Luckily my dogs are pretty well trained but they do have the occasional accident. Usually when I'm gone for more than 6 hours.

 

[THREEJAYS]

Amazing how tender the bottom of your foot is

 

[Triptones]