My cunt neighbor

[lostchild]

My second wife's mom was a Wiccan High Priestess. Had her own coven. She said they only dealt in white magic. No evil spells.
Dunno about that part, but, she was a witch with a capital B.

 

[emptyMAGS]

 

[ExplicitBoricua]

lol two days ago, one of my neighbors who rents the upper level of a house (big house with like 3 different families renting) see me and my wife walking our dog and comes to us asking if we have a problem with them parking in front of our house. I instantly said "yea i dont like it" and he starts to say how "there is no law". I immediately stopped him and said "hey you just asked me if i have a problem or not so i answered" he stood quiet for a second. then he said they host a lot of people and they park there because of space. my wife tells him "thats not true, you have the space but dont use it blah blh". he went from "theres no law" to "ok ill see what we can do". we said thank you and carried on.
felt good

I had a mother****er like this down in FL. He lived with his mom across the street and had junk cars and boats in their yard. He had a swale (as most FL neighborhoods have) and for some reason that ****er would park over on my side, **** up my grass, and would cross the street to go to his house.

I asked them to stop, and was told by the old bitch “We have been here for years, and I know the owner of the house. You’re just a renter.”. I reiterated, what I said and left. Next day, same ****, and I called the cops. After two calls he started parking on his side.

 

[jaxyaks]

We have a relatively new neighbor, and I have been wanting to put a fence on that property line for years, I figured out if I act just crazy enough, I never have to pay for a fence. There is a nice decorative fence being built exactly where I wanted it to be. Set the posts this week and should be finished in a couple of weeks. Bonus is that I also didn't have to shell out a penny for a survey.

I wonder what they paid for it....

 

[bambam]

Are you sure, quite certain in fact, that you have given and accurate and thoughtful description of your neighbor in your post title?

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Just look at her and say, " You are far to flammable to be talking to me."

I think we can all agree, sharks just aren't eating enough people.

 

[BHPSteel]

Your neighbor is that deep, warm and appealing?

 

[Dan Muk]

Anybody else have new age, woke trash neighbors?
They're mishmash wiccans, the ancient religion of the Facebook druids where men are completely subservient to women. She claims to be a witch.
They refuse to allow their kids to associate with the other children or attend any school because she doesn't want her kids around the "Christian kids".
Hired a guy to pressure wash our really cool back deck this morning. Poor kid made the cardinal sin of parking in front of our house across from theirs. She came out making a scene taking pics of his truck and license plate because she thinks she controls the street in front of her house. Her husband is a punk simp who allows other guys to **** his wife. He follows her orders without question to earn his way into Valhalla(not joking). I've given them a polite warning in the past not **** with me or mine, they stay on their side and I'll stay on mine but she's a complete cunt that thinks all men must obey her because her husband survives off her foul smell, they actually do smell.. bad
That's my quarterly rant

Install a dusk till dawn 1000 watt led floodlight on your house that conveniently points across the street and shine some midnight sun on that EFFING WITCH!

 

[Dan Muk]

Or get a bumper sticker that says witches get stitches . You know little things that will make that bitch loose it! Death by a thousand cuts I say!

 

[kodis556]

So you're saying you two won't be exchanging Christmas cards?