My cunt neighbor

[poopdaddy]

you got to own it brother.. make a stack of rocks in your front yard. then take 3 sticks and form a arrow with the point facing her house. mix up a batch of red water or thinned out catchup and get a chicken or turkey leg from the store.. when she is out in the yard, walk around the rocks, place the turkey leg on the arrow pointing at her house, poor some of the "red water on the leg, take a gulp of it, spit it out on the rocks, then start to shake like you are having a seizure.. fall to the ground and flop for a second. then stay still for about 30 or so seconds.. get up and make a throaty growl.. look at her and smile and go back inside... she wont know what you did, but it will drive her crazy thinking you put a curse on her... then when she goes inside, run out and clean it all up...

 

[chupacabra]

Your neighbor is that deep, warm and appealing?

would you like to introduce yourself?

 

[emptyMAGS]

would you like to introduce yourself?

How much of a cuck is this husband again?

 

[OttoMan]

Don’t let the situation escalate to this….

 

[Fatal_Bert]

Build something like this in your front yard for "yard decoration"

 

[bigboy851]

you got to own it brother.. make a stack of rocks in your front yard. then take 3 sticks and form a arrow with the point facing her house. mix up a batch of red water or thinned out catchup and get a chicken or turkey leg from the store.. when she is out in the yard, walk around the rocks, place the turkey leg on the arrow pointing at her house, poor some of the "red water on the leg, take a gulp of it, spit it out on the rocks, then start to shake like you are having a seizure.. fall to the ground and flop for a second. then stay still for about 30 or so seconds.. get up and make a throaty growl.. look at her and smile and go back inside... she wont know what you did, but it will drive her crazy thinking you put a curse on her... then when she goes inside, run out and clean it all up...

Yes that will do it,i did something like this 40 years ago to a crazy female. To this day she thinks i put a ugly curse on her runs when we pass in public to this day and still wearing same black clothes.

 

[glocker]

She actually casts FB spells on me and others

Dude she wants you fork… that’s the way they act when they are courting a prospect.

 

[glocker]

My second wife's mom was a Wiccan High Priestess. Had her own coven. She said they only dealt in white magic. No evil spells.
Dunno about that part, but, she was a witch with a capital B.

I bet she had some GOOD KEWCHIE!

 

[Ballvina]

I bet she had some GOOD KEWCHIE!

From my perspective the craziest ones always do!

 

[Rimfire rifleman]

I’m glad I don’t have neighbors!