New girl to ODT

[Sleepr71]

Bloody shovel on the porch...........................

6ft x 2ft bare spots scattered around the yard w/ fresh dirt + brass sprinkled here & there. Have your daughters get kinda evasive & tearful when they get around 'em or ask about 'em.

 

[dial1911]

Welcome to the site!

Catchy title... Made me read 10 pages of welcomes.

 

[jmc10129]

hellow

 

[jmc10129]

Cool...chicks with guns.....teach her well young Jedi and she will probably outshoot you in no time.

My Daughters keep dating guys from the marines, and the army and these guys are all into guns so cleaning my guns in front of them is fun, not intimidating....darnit!

They are all bigger than me so I can't kick their butts if they screw up with my Daughters.

I gotta find new ways to intimidate these guys.....any ideas?...JK.

just have a grenade on the counter?

 

[roscoe1911]

how you doing? (in my best joey voice)

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how you doing? (in my best joey voice)

 

[Comanche]

Bloody shovel on the porch...........................

I like the way you think..LOL.

 

[Al Capone]

Well, hello there!!!!

 

[Retread]

Cool...chicks with guns.....teach her well young Jedi and she will probably outshoot you in no time.

My Daughters keep dating guys from the marines, and the army and these guys are all into guns so cleaning my guns in front of them is fun, not intimidating....darnit!

They are all bigger than me so I can't kick their butts if they screw up with my Daughters.

I gotta find new ways to intimidate these guys.....any ideas?...JK.

Channel Gunny on Full Metal Jacket. For the era, he was rather subdued, but: Chew their XXXXXX heads off, and spit out their XXXXXXXX teeth. Damn maggots.