I vote this route, combined with the idea of civil suit vs landlord.
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new neighbor troubles..... again!
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I vote this route, combined with the idea of civil suit vs landlord.
KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE THINGS ARE ILLEGAL AND COULD CAUSE YOU TO GET ARRESTED. I'M LISTING THEM HERE, JUST FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THEM.
NOTE: (Don't mess with a vehicles brakes... Just don't ever do it...)
Also note the 10 commandments of REVENGE... Follow these and never get caught.
1. THOU SHALT NOT TRUST, NOR CONFIDE IN, ANYONE!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don’t tell them what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.
2. THOU SHALT NEVER USE THINE OWN TELEPHONE FOR REVENGE BUSINESS!
Always use a public telephone, or an unwitting mark’s, so calls cannot be traced back to you, or someone who knows you.
3. THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH REVENGE DOCUMENTS WITH THY BARE HANDS!
Bare hands leave fingerprints! Wear gloves.
4. THOU SHALT BECOME A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!
Once your victim places garbage outside his home/office for pickup, it is 100 percent legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn about your victim by sifting through his trash. The pros do it all the time.
5. THOU SHALT BIDE THY TIME BEFORE ACTIVATING A REVENGE PLOT!
Give the victim time to forget about your and what he has done to wrong you. Getting even too quickly makes it easier for him to discover who is doing it!
6. THOU SHALT SECURE A “MAIL DROP” ADDRESS IN ANOTHER CITY!
You don’t want revenge mail being traced back to your residence/town, do you?
7. THOU SHALT LEARN EVERYTHING THERE IS TO LEARN ABOUT THY VICTIM!
The best revenge schemes/plans are hatched by people who know their victim better than their victim does.
8. THOU SHALT PAY CASH ALL THE TIME IN A REVENGE PLOT!
Checks, money orders, etc., can be traced back to you. Cash cannot!
9. THOU SHALT TRADE WITH MERCHANTS WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. Possibly wear a disguise so they will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.
10. THOU SHALT NEVER THREATEN THY INTENDED VICTIM!
And now for the pranks...
1. Take a framing nail, lube it up, tie a piece of string around the head. Tie the other end to the exhaust pipe. Push the nail into the inside sidewall of their tire and leave it there. When they pull out of the driveway, their tire will slowly deflate. The hot exhaust pipe will burn the string off leaving no evidence. Tire shops won't plug a sidewall.
2. Go to a hobby store and buy a gallon of NitroMethane Airplane fuel. Pour the fuel in their fuel tank. Quick engine rebuild.
3. Add several lead weights to one of their tires. Install them on the inside of the rim so they can not be seen.
4. If you plan on damaging a tire, before you do it, remove the lug nuts and put on some JB Weld before putting the lug nut back on.
5. Use Needle Nose pliers to pinch a small hole in TOP of the radiator. Find a dead bird and shove it in the grill of the vehicle where you do the damage so it looks like a natural event.
6. Soak a sponge in a concentrated solution of corn starch. Wrap rubber bands around it and let it dry completely. Remove the rubber bands, leaving a compressed sponge. Use the tightly wound sponge ball anywhere you want to restrict water flow. Just drop it in and wait. Inside a radiator or a sewer line... Just make sure you use a large enough sponge to stop up the target pipe.
7. Drop a tube of metal shavings in the oil fill hole. Flush it down with some vegetable oil. Substitute aluminum filings for the transmission or clutch. You can fill a condom with this stuff and just drop it in the oil filler hole... delayed response.
8. On a V8 Engine, switch the #1 and #8 spark plug wires around on an automatic transmission vehicle. The car will start but will die as soon as they put it in gear... Causes lots of headache.
9. This one requires some time... Cut the fuel filler hose near the fuel tank. Insert a plug and use a hose clamp. Leave the rest of the hose intact. The next time they fill up the car, fuel will just pour out on the ground leaving them stranded at the gas station. Leave no fingerprints.
10. Dissolve some paraffin wax in some ethylene glycol. Add it to the transmission. Result is a destroyed transmission.
11. Write profanity on the car's finish with cherry tomatoes cut in half. The acid will eat through the clear coat, requiring a new paint job.
12. Two Words: "ROAD KILL" You can have lots of fun with bloated corpses.
13. Take a syringe of castor oil and squirt it into the exhaust pipe. This will cause a lot of smoke after the engine warms up and they are going down the road. They will most likely make the acquaintance of the local deputies.
14. Remove random fuses and replace them with blown ones.
15. Save your burned out tail lights. Use them on other people's cars.
16. Use a sharpy to modify one of the numbers on the vehicle tag. This will make for an interesting conversation with the police.
17. Swap tags on their vehicles. Put the truck tag on the car and vice-versa.
18. Drop a hand full of shotgun primers in their exhaust pipe.
19. Randomly add or remove air from their tires.
20. Add 4 bottles of fuel system treatment to their fuel tank. One is good but 3 or 4 will do engine damage.
21. For four wheelers, take a large bunch of dried grass and pack it around the exhaust pipe.
22. Lock in ONE of the locking hubs on their 4x4. (This one might endanger other people)
23. Fasten a large zip tie around the drive shaft of their rear wheel drive vehicle... Basically an annoyance. I had this one done to me before. Scared me to death.
24. Super Glue a large colorful DILDO somewhere on their car where they are not likely to see it in the morning before they leave.
25. Shove random dead animals up in the engine compartment or grille.
26. Break up a spark plug insulator with a hammer. Use the broken ceramic pieces as Sling-Shot ammo. Aim for their windshield. The result is amazing.
27. Loosen the gas cap on a new car. Check Engine light will come on. Another version is to remove the o-ring from the gas cap. A leaking gas cap is the leading cause of check engine lights according to some of my buddies who work for a mechanic shop.
28. Press a large sticky label to the tread of their rear tire. This will make a noise while they drive that will be difficult to figure out.
29. Loosen the bolts on their exhaust manifold.
30. Put a hose clamp or Vaseline on the serpentine belt.
31. Remove battery acid from their battery if it is serviceable.
32. Drop marijuana seeds in their open car window. (I know this is illegal... Everything else here is also)
33. Pierce their vehicle tire with a small hypodermic needle. Slow leak. Be careful not to break the needle off in the tire.
34. Slice the CV boot on one of the seams and insert some sand into the joint grease.
Non-Car related...
35. Sign them up for an Adult Magazine subscription... The nastier the better...
36. Call the local Jehovah's Witness church and ask for someone to come out for a visit.
37. Roll out some of their toilet paper. Rub Owen's Corning Fiberglass insulation on the toilet paper... Roll it back up.
38. Donate money in their name to NAMBLA.
39. Donate money in their name to an Islamic Charity this is on the government radar. This will get them on the Homeland Security radar.
40. The Sponge trick is a good one if flushed down their toilet.
41. Make an anonymous call to the State or Federal Tax authority suggesting that they are running a business out of their home.
42. Make a call to the Code enforcement suggesting that they are running a Mexican restaurant or out of their house.
43. A slingshot to the side of their house at 3:00 am... Exactly 3:00 am... Random nights. Use an acorn if they have oak trees. .45 ACP spent brass makes a nice whistling sound if you want a different effect.
44. Mail them occult drawings through the mail... Just creepy stuff...
45. Vomit on their porch... Or vomit at home and pour it on their porch.
46. Send a letter to the wife saying that her husband is cheating on her with some made-up girl. Include a photo of a random ugly person. Dude photos are best.
47. Save dryer lint and put it in individual zip-lock bags. Write dates on each bag with a sharpie. Also write a different girl's first name on each. Put them all in a box and leave it for the wife to find.
48. Reply to ALL business reply Mail... with their address on it.
49. Order extra adhesive plain white stickers for leaving messages on people's windshields.
50. Take out an ad in the local paper. Advertise an indoor garage sale at their address. 6:00am til 6:00 pm.
NOTE: (Don't mess with a vehicles brakes... Just don't ever do it...)
Also note the 10 commandments of REVENGE... Follow these and never get caught.
1. THOU SHALT NOT TRUST, NOR CONFIDE IN, ANYONE!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don’t tell them what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.
2. THOU SHALT NEVER USE THINE OWN TELEPHONE FOR REVENGE BUSINESS!
Always use a public telephone, or an unwitting mark’s, so calls cannot be traced back to you, or someone who knows you.
3. THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH REVENGE DOCUMENTS WITH THY BARE HANDS!
Bare hands leave fingerprints! Wear gloves.
4. THOU SHALT BECOME A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!
Once your victim places garbage outside his home/office for pickup, it is 100 percent legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn about your victim by sifting through his trash. The pros do it all the time.
5. THOU SHALT BIDE THY TIME BEFORE ACTIVATING A REVENGE PLOT!
Give the victim time to forget about your and what he has done to wrong you. Getting even too quickly makes it easier for him to discover who is doing it!
6. THOU SHALT SECURE A “MAIL DROP” ADDRESS IN ANOTHER CITY!
You don’t want revenge mail being traced back to your residence/town, do you?
7. THOU SHALT LEARN EVERYTHING THERE IS TO LEARN ABOUT THY VICTIM!
The best revenge schemes/plans are hatched by people who know their victim better than their victim does.
8. THOU SHALT PAY CASH ALL THE TIME IN A REVENGE PLOT!
Checks, money orders, etc., can be traced back to you. Cash cannot!
9. THOU SHALT TRADE WITH MERCHANTS WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. Possibly wear a disguise so they will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.
10. THOU SHALT NEVER THREATEN THY INTENDED VICTIM!
And now for the pranks...
1. Take a framing nail, lube it up, tie a piece of string around the head. Tie the other end to the exhaust pipe. Push the nail into the inside sidewall of their tire and leave it there. When they pull out of the driveway, their tire will slowly deflate. The hot exhaust pipe will burn the string off leaving no evidence. Tire shops won't plug a sidewall.
2. Go to a hobby store and buy a gallon of NitroMethane Airplane fuel. Pour the fuel in their fuel tank. Quick engine rebuild.
3. Add several lead weights to one of their tires. Install them on the inside of the rim so they can not be seen.
4. If you plan on damaging a tire, before you do it, remove the lug nuts and put on some JB Weld before putting the lug nut back on.
5. Use Needle Nose pliers to pinch a small hole in TOP of the radiator. Find a dead bird and shove it in the grill of the vehicle where you do the damage so it looks like a natural event.
6. Soak a sponge in a concentrated solution of corn starch. Wrap rubber bands around it and let it dry completely. Remove the rubber bands, leaving a compressed sponge. Use the tightly wound sponge ball anywhere you want to restrict water flow. Just drop it in and wait. Inside a radiator or a sewer line... Just make sure you use a large enough sponge to stop up the target pipe.
7. Drop a tube of metal shavings in the oil fill hole. Flush it down with some vegetable oil. Substitute aluminum filings for the transmission or clutch. You can fill a condom with this stuff and just drop it in the oil filler hole... delayed response.
8. On a V8 Engine, switch the #1 and #8 spark plug wires around on an automatic transmission vehicle. The car will start but will die as soon as they put it in gear... Causes lots of headache.
9. This one requires some time... Cut the fuel filler hose near the fuel tank. Insert a plug and use a hose clamp. Leave the rest of the hose intact. The next time they fill up the car, fuel will just pour out on the ground leaving them stranded at the gas station. Leave no fingerprints.
10. Dissolve some paraffin wax in some ethylene glycol. Add it to the transmission. Result is a destroyed transmission.
11. Write profanity on the car's finish with cherry tomatoes cut in half. The acid will eat through the clear coat, requiring a new paint job.
12. Two Words: "ROAD KILL" You can have lots of fun with bloated corpses.
13. Take a syringe of castor oil and squirt it into the exhaust pipe. This will cause a lot of smoke after the engine warms up and they are going down the road. They will most likely make the acquaintance of the local deputies.
14. Remove random fuses and replace them with blown ones.
15. Save your burned out tail lights. Use them on other people's cars.
16. Use a sharpy to modify one of the numbers on the vehicle tag. This will make for an interesting conversation with the police.
17. Swap tags on their vehicles. Put the truck tag on the car and vice-versa.
18. Drop a hand full of shotgun primers in their exhaust pipe.
19. Randomly add or remove air from their tires.
20. Add 4 bottles of fuel system treatment to their fuel tank. One is good but 3 or 4 will do engine damage.
21. For four wheelers, take a large bunch of dried grass and pack it around the exhaust pipe.
22. Lock in ONE of the locking hubs on their 4x4. (This one might endanger other people)
23. Fasten a large zip tie around the drive shaft of their rear wheel drive vehicle... Basically an annoyance. I had this one done to me before. Scared me to death.
24. Super Glue a large colorful DILDO somewhere on their car where they are not likely to see it in the morning before they leave.
25. Shove random dead animals up in the engine compartment or grille.
26. Break up a spark plug insulator with a hammer. Use the broken ceramic pieces as Sling-Shot ammo. Aim for their windshield. The result is amazing.
27. Loosen the gas cap on a new car. Check Engine light will come on. Another version is to remove the o-ring from the gas cap. A leaking gas cap is the leading cause of check engine lights according to some of my buddies who work for a mechanic shop.
28. Press a large sticky label to the tread of their rear tire. This will make a noise while they drive that will be difficult to figure out.
29. Loosen the bolts on their exhaust manifold.
30. Put a hose clamp or Vaseline on the serpentine belt.
31. Remove battery acid from their battery if it is serviceable.
32. Drop marijuana seeds in their open car window. (I know this is illegal... Everything else here is also)
33. Pierce their vehicle tire with a small hypodermic needle. Slow leak. Be careful not to break the needle off in the tire.
34. Slice the CV boot on one of the seams and insert some sand into the joint grease.
Non-Car related...
35. Sign them up for an Adult Magazine subscription... The nastier the better...
36. Call the local Jehovah's Witness church and ask for someone to come out for a visit.
37. Roll out some of their toilet paper. Rub Owen's Corning Fiberglass insulation on the toilet paper... Roll it back up.
38. Donate money in their name to NAMBLA.
39. Donate money in their name to an Islamic Charity this is on the government radar. This will get them on the Homeland Security radar.
40. The Sponge trick is a good one if flushed down their toilet.
41. Make an anonymous call to the State or Federal Tax authority suggesting that they are running a business out of their home.
42. Make a call to the Code enforcement suggesting that they are running a Mexican restaurant or out of their house.
43. A slingshot to the side of their house at 3:00 am... Exactly 3:00 am... Random nights. Use an acorn if they have oak trees. .45 ACP spent brass makes a nice whistling sound if you want a different effect.
44. Mail them occult drawings through the mail... Just creepy stuff...
45. Vomit on their porch... Or vomit at home and pour it on their porch.
46. Send a letter to the wife saying that her husband is cheating on her with some made-up girl. Include a photo of a random ugly person. Dude photos are best.
47. Save dryer lint and put it in individual zip-lock bags. Write dates on each bag with a sharpie. Also write a different girl's first name on each. Put them all in a box and leave it for the wife to find.
48. Reply to ALL business reply Mail... with their address on it.
49. Order extra adhesive plain white stickers for leaving messages on people's windshields.
50. Take out an ad in the local paper. Advertise an indoor garage sale at their address. 6:00am til 6:00 pm.
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Spend my last 20 years there. You have not seen Butte. I will put that up against any meth town in GA.
Unfortunately, AK has been overrun with Kalifornians. That's how Begich and Queen Lisa got elected.
I still would be there, though, if it were not for the family. Cost of living and the highest gas prices in the nation are annoying but you can deal with them. Still miss not having to have a CCL to CC. You get used to cold and snow. Just stay off the roads when the snow hit for the first time in October. Let all the new transplants wreck first.
BTw, cost me almost $10K to move the family to GA. It ain't cheap.
Tenants can be a real pain, especially when they know their rights..... I have have numerous homes that I rented out.... I had a tenant not pay rent for over 2 months... took my property management to court over not handling their concerns better... long story short.... I had to pay them about $200 and eat the missed months of rent...... Good luck.... do not do anything stupid.....
What they use against you, can be your greatest offense........
They always think things are funny until you simply get real quite, do not say anything, when you see them simply smile and wave, that makes people uneasy as they go on defensive just waiting for something to happen give it 3 - 6 months and then turn your creativity loose................................
They always think things are funny until you simply get real quite, do not say anything, when you see them simply smile and wave, that makes people uneasy as they go on defensive just waiting for something to happen give it 3 - 6 months and then turn your creativity loose................................
Man, remind me to never piss you off!
that sux right there!! and i thought i had it bad when the bums would skip out on the last months rent on me.i'm glad i got rid of my rental properties several years back.
Revenge is a dish best served ICE cold!
2words... BOOBY TRAPS... Hypothetically. I would never really advise someone to go to homedepot and pick up some 1/16" braided wire rope. Bring it home and paint it black, then string it at neck level around their yard across the 4wheeler paths
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dont really do this
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dont really do this
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Rebar tree supports are not booby traps. Booby traps are illegal. Cut at 45 degree angle.
