new neighbor troubles..... again!

[jcountry]

Let about 150rds off with your ak47 an yell for him to come get him some! That should end any conflict... At least for an hour or two.

I very much like your style!

 

[mkdhotrod]

Dig a tunnel from your house to his, slowly steal and pawn off all their ****. Then blow the tunnel, and blow their hot water heater.

 

[blazedawg87]

Buy some diesel fuel or kerosene and replace their gas in the quads. Engine make big boom.
Drain oil from the quads. Locked up bottom end is around $1k-2k fix.
Remove valve stem from the tires. Youd be amazed at how many people dont know these are removable.
Cut the throttle cable just outta sight.
Adjust the carb so outta wack the quad wont run.

 

[Byte Stryke]

Burn it down

One solution is to drive 3/4 inch pipes randomly in there tracks and slide 1/2 pipes cut at a 45 and sharpened inside the 3/4 sleeves. The riders will puncture their tires with the 1/2 pipes and have no idea where they came from. This damage is unrepairable and requires new tires. Very effective.

Walk over to the front of their house and take a dump on the doorstep. If it does not solve the problem after a few days of this, at least it should serve as an ice breaker to start a conversation.

i would go into the back yard and fire a few rounds into the ground and start talking to yourself and jump around a few times.

Now that's what I'm talking about. Follow it up with a poison ivy rub on their door knobs weekly.

Go over and ask them nicely to stop. If not, proceed:

Molotov cocktail the 4 wheelers one night.
2 pounds of uncooked popcorn kernels in exhaust of cars.
Pour piss and beer in the cowl vents of their car.
Vaseline their doorsteps and door handle.

I got more, but you know...

Sneak over at night and pull the plugs from the atvs and put one 1/4 inch nut in each spark plug hole and reinstall plugs.

Tie up high test fishing line between any trees around thier play area.

Try this handy anti-4wheeler device.
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Crazy Glue is more effective and leaves no tooling marks! Simply do a dab in the lock where you insert the key.

KEEP IN MIND THAT THESE THINGS ARE ILLEGAL AND COULD CAUSE YOU TO GET ARRESTED. I'M LISTING THEM HERE, JUST FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. DO NOT ATTEMPT ANY OF THEM.

NOTE: (Don't mess with a vehicles brakes... Just don't ever do it...)

Also note the 10 commandments of REVENGE... Follow these and never get caught.
1. THOU SHALT NOT TRUST, NOR CONFIDE IN, ANYONE!
If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even if it is a relative or spouse, don’t tell them what you are up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

2. THOU SHALT NEVER USE THINE OWN TELEPHONE FOR REVENGE BUSINESS!
Always use a public telephone, or an unwitting mark’s, so calls cannot be traced back to you, or someone who knows you.

3. THOU SHALT NOT TOUCH REVENGE DOCUMENTS WITH THY BARE HANDS!
Bare hands leave fingerprints! Wear gloves.

4. THOU SHALT BECOME A GARBAGE COLLECTOR!
Once your victim places garbage outside his home/office for pickup, it is 100 percent legal for you to pick it up yourself. You can learn about your victim by sifting through his trash. The pros do it all the time.

5. THOU SHALT BIDE THY TIME BEFORE ACTIVATING A REVENGE PLOT!
Give the victim time to forget about your and what he has done to wrong you. Getting even too quickly makes it easier for him to discover who is doing it!

6. THOU SHALT SECURE A “MAIL DROP” ADDRESS IN ANOTHER CITY!
You don’t want revenge mail being traced back to your residence/town, do you?

7. THOU SHALT LEARN EVERYTHING THERE IS TO LEARN ABOUT THY VICTIM!
The best revenge schemes/plans are hatched by people who know their victim better than their victim does.

8. THOU SHALT PAY CASH ALL THE TIME IN A REVENGE PLOT!
Checks, money orders, etc., can be traced back to you. Cash cannot!

9. THOU SHALT TRADE WITH MERCHANTS WHO HAVE NEVER HEARD OF YOU!
Do business with people only once when involved in a revenge plot. Possibly wear a disguise so they will have trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

10. THOU SHALT NEVER THREATEN THY INTENDED VICTIM!


And now for the pranks...

1. Take a framing nail, lube it up, tie a piece of string around the head. Tie the other end to the exhaust pipe. Push the nail into the inside sidewall of their tire and leave it there. When they pull out of the driveway, their tire will slowly deflate. The hot exhaust pipe will burn the string off leaving no evidence. Tire shops won't plug a sidewall.

2. Go to a hobby store and buy a gallon of NitroMethane Airplane fuel. Pour the fuel in their fuel tank. Quick engine rebuild.

3. Add several lead weights to one of their tires. Install them on the inside of the rim so they can not be seen.

4. If you plan on damaging a tire, before you do it, remove the lug nuts and put on some JB Weld before putting the lug nut back on.

5. Use Needle Nose pliers to pinch a small hole in TOP of the radiator. Find a dead bird and shove it in the grill of the vehicle where you do the damage so it looks like a natural event.

6. Soak a sponge in a concentrated solution of corn starch. Wrap rubber bands around it and let it dry completely. Remove the rubber bands, leaving a compressed sponge. Use the tightly wound sponge ball anywhere you want to restrict water flow. Just drop it in and wait. Inside a radiator or a sewer line... Just make sure you use a large enough sponge to stop up the target pipe.

7. Drop a tube of metal shavings in the oil fill hole. Flush it down with some vegetable oil. Substitute aluminum filings for the transmission or clutch. You can fill a condom with this stuff and just drop it in the oil filler hole... delayed response.

8. On a V8 Engine, switch the #1 and #8 spark plug wires around on an automatic transmission vehicle. The car will start but will die as soon as they put it in gear... Causes lots of headache.

9. This one requires some time... Cut the fuel filler hose near the fuel tank. Insert a plug and use a hose clamp. Leave the rest of the hose intact. The next time they fill up the car, fuel will just pour out on the ground leaving them stranded at the gas station. Leave no fingerprints.

10. Dissolve some paraffin wax in some ethylene glycol. Add it to the transmission. Result is a destroyed transmission.

11. Write profanity on the car's finish with cherry tomatoes cut in half. The acid will eat through the clear coat, requiring a new paint job.

12. Two Words: "ROAD KILL" You can have lots of fun with bloated corpses.

13. Take a syringe of castor oil and squirt it into the exhaust pipe. This will cause a lot of smoke after the engine warms up and they are going down the road. They will most likely make the acquaintance of the local deputies.

14. Remove random fuses and replace them with blown ones.

15. Save your burned out tail lights. Use them on other people's cars.

16. Use a sharpy to modify one of the numbers on the vehicle tag. This will make for an interesting conversation with the police.

17. Swap tags on their vehicles. Put the truck tag on the car and vice-versa.

18. Drop a hand full of shotgun primers in their exhaust pipe.

19. Randomly add or remove air from their tires.

20. Add 4 bottles of fuel system treatment to their fuel tank. One is good but 3 or 4 will do engine damage.

21. For four wheelers, take a large bunch of dried grass and pack it around the exhaust pipe.

22. Lock in ONE of the locking hubs on their 4x4. (This one might endanger other people)

23. Fasten a large zip tie around the drive shaft of their rear wheel drive vehicle... Basically an annoyance. I had this one done to me before. Scared me to death.

24. Super Glue a large colorful DILDO somewhere on their car where they are not likely to see it in the morning before they leave.

25. Shove random dead animals up in the engine compartment or grille.

26. Break up a spark plug insulator with a hammer. Use the broken ceramic pieces as Sling-Shot ammo. Aim for their windshield. The result is amazing.

27. Loosen the gas cap on a new car. Check Engine light will come on. Another version is to remove the o-ring from the gas cap. A leaking gas cap is the leading cause of check engine lights according to some of my buddies who work for a mechanic shop.

28. Press a large sticky label to the tread of their rear tire. This will make a noise while they drive that will be difficult to figure out.

29. Loosen the bolts on their exhaust manifold.

30. Put a hose clamp or Vaseline on the serpentine belt.

31. Remove battery acid from their battery if it is serviceable.

32. Drop marijuana seeds in their open car window. (I know this is illegal... Everything else here is also)

33. Pierce their vehicle tire with a small hypodermic needle. Slow leak. Be careful not to break the needle off in the tire.

34. Slice the CV boot on one of the seams and insert some sand into the joint grease.

Non-Car related...

35. Sign them up for an Adult Magazine subscription... The nastier the better...

36. Call the local Jehovah's Witness church and ask for someone to come out for a visit.

37. Roll out some of their toilet paper. Rub Owen's Corning Fiberglass insulation on the toilet paper... Roll it back up.

38. Donate money in their name to NAMBLA.

39. Donate money in their name to an Islamic Charity this is on the government radar. This will get them on the Homeland Security radar.

40. The Sponge trick is a good one if flushed down their toilet.

41. Make an anonymous call to the State or Federal Tax authority suggesting that they are running a business out of their home.

42. Make a call to the Code enforcement suggesting that they are running a Mexican restaurant or out of their house.

43. A slingshot to the side of their house at 3:00 am... Exactly 3:00 am... Random nights. Use an acorn if they have oak trees. .45 ACP spent brass makes a nice whistling sound if you want a different effect.

44. Mail them occult drawings through the mail... Just creepy stuff...

45. Vomit on their porch... Or vomit at home and pour it on their porch.

46. Send a letter to the wife saying that her husband is cheating on her with some made-up girl. Include a photo of a random ugly person. Dude photos are best.

47. Save dryer lint and put it in individual zip-lock bags. Write dates on each bag with a sharpie. Also write a different girl's first name on each. Put them all in a box and leave it for the wife to find.

48. Reply to ALL business reply Mail... with their address on it.

49. Order extra adhesive plain white stickers for leaving messages on people's windshields.

50. Take out an ad in the local paper. Advertise an indoor garage sale at their address. 6:00am til 6:00 pm.

"45. Vomit on their porch... Or vomit at home and pour it on their porch."

WTF

Let about 150rds off with your ak47 an yell for him to come get him some! That should end any conflict... At least for an hour or two.

ever hear of the litigious bad neighbor troll?
They are intentionally antagonistic, horrific and bothersome to a legal thresh hold... and they wait for you to make a move.
They suffer a few slights, catch it all on film and then sue the living hell out of you as well as press criminal charges if possible
God help you if you happen to have a differing level of melatonin in your skin, hate crime.
particularly popular among renters.
They are recording you and you hang yourself

You lose your freedom, your insurance goes through the roof *IF* you even get to keep your home.

seen it twice now.
Fair warning

 

[JRDawg]

OK, here is what you do. Buy a fence post. Dig a hole in the middle of your back yard and plant the post with a "No Trespassing" sign on it. Buy a couple of these, as it will probably be torn down. Next in a few days buy two more fence posts and some Constantina wire. String this between the two posts making sure this is on your property and on the path where the atv's were going. Tie some 30lb test fishing line to several places on the Constantina wire and run these to your house. Idiot's like this just can't stop themselves from trying to move the wire out of the way. When they do........ move that wire around with the fishing line and the fun begins.

 

[mfoster]

walk around yard in camo with ar on your back

 

[linebacker]

call the Hells Angels and tell them that you have a prize for them,,,

 

[Lockout]

get some big ass rocks that they can't ride on or through and use this around the property...I am talking about the ones that are the size of cars

 

[Lockout]

BTW it is against the law to tear up someones yard, so I would go to the court house and sue them.I don't care if they have money or not, make it a point made and then get the law in.

 

[winderGAmike]

I guess everything is not better in metter