New pistol for Christmas

[RyanDodd]

From the wife. She thinks she is funny.

 

[Bucket99]

Now get her a plastic diamond from the gumball machine

 

[RyanDodd]

Now get her a plastic diamond from the gumball machine

Good idea!!

 

[D_P_X]

Next time you get paid, bring her home a fist full of monopoly money.

 

[Rivershot]

Yeah, I got a Porsche a couple a years ago, still got it in a drawer somewhere.

 

[Shemp]

Why do wives think that kind of stuff is just soooo funny? They don't seem to think its funny when you do something like that to them....

 

[darrenmd]

Now get her a plastic diamond from the gumball machine

that is too funny.....