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OJ, after he gets to hell, trying to find his wife's killer.
- Thread starter GAK9
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So, OJ finds himself in Hell, and the Devil is giving him a tour, showing him the various rooms of torture where he can spend all of eternity.
Lucifer shows him a room where a man is chained to post and is being bitten by fire ants.
"Hard pass on that, says The Juice."
Satan takes him to a room where a naked man is chained in the air above a pit of salsa made with Trinidad Ghost Scorpion peppers, and every few minutes the chain is lowered and the dude is dipped into the scorching hot spicy stuff.
OJ doesn't hesitate: "Satan, not this one. Let's try another room."
The Devil takes O.J. over to yet another room, like a dungeon's prison cell, where a man is chained to a rock wall, naked, while a blond woman performs oral on him. OJ can see the man is Ron Goldman, the waiter that he killed 30 years ago. He's confused, but this room is by far the best option he's seen, or could even imagine ever existing in Hell. "Satan, sir, this is the one. I'll spend all of eternity in this one."
The Devil nods and shouts into the room: "Hey Nichole, you can go now. Your replacement is here."
Lucifer shows him a room where a man is chained to post and is being bitten by fire ants.
"Hard pass on that, says The Juice."
Satan takes him to a room where a naked man is chained in the air above a pit of salsa made with Trinidad Ghost Scorpion peppers, and every few minutes the chain is lowered and the dude is dipped into the scorching hot spicy stuff.
OJ doesn't hesitate: "Satan, not this one. Let's try another room."
The Devil takes O.J. over to yet another room, like a dungeon's prison cell, where a man is chained to a rock wall, naked, while a blond woman performs oral on him. OJ can see the man is Ron Goldman, the waiter that he killed 30 years ago. He's confused, but this room is by far the best option he's seen, or could even imagine ever existing in Hell. "Satan, sir, this is the one. I'll spend all of eternity in this one."
The Devil nods and shouts into the room: "Hey Nichole, you can go now. Your replacement is here."
