Oh man, how delightful it is to scroll through the "Free Stuff" forum, only to be greeted by an endless parade of pet adoption posts. Because when I think of picking up a used coffee table or an old lamp, what I really want is to be guilt-tripped into adopting someone's "super sweet" pit mix with behavioral issues... It's almost like the forum should be renamed to "Free Pets" or "Pet Adoptions". Who needs furniture or household items when I can adopt half a litter of puppies before breakfast? Truly, this is exactly the kind of “stuff” I had in mind.

