Police? Yeah, I found this uhhhh... stripped lower laying on the side of the road...

We are breeding A Nation of Pansies.
Absentminded Pansies.

An unloaded firearm is useless.

I wish the dude that called in would have said,
1) he was glad to get it before it got hurt.
2) it's not an assault rifle because it hasn't yet been used to assault anyone: right now it's just a rifle cutie pie.
 
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