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[letusbuyyourcar]

He looks like if you stuck a passie in his mouth, he'd be right at home.....

The neighbor came over about two months ago to check on him ( but not to take him home) and called him a sellout. Then he said when/if he dies to let them know so they can bury him over there. He also said he had to be at least 12 years old. They call him Spoopy for some stupid ass reason.
I call him Mr.White or Walt or Whitey or Heisenberg which he won't answer to. We SHOULD call him R Kelly like my daughter does. Because sometimes he will catch you by surprise and piss right on your foot leg etc.
"Ohhh... NOW I know why they don't let you inside next door."

 

[Fear Itself]

Depends on who's the master of the house........

Mrs. Fear definitely 😁

 

[basstracker89]

The neighbor came over about two months ago to check on him ( but not to take him home) and called him a sellout. Then he said when/if he dies to let them know so they can bury him over there. He also said he had to be at least 12 years old. They call him Spoopy for some stupid ass reason.
I call him Mr.White or Walt or Whitey or Heisenberg which he won't answer to. We SHOULD call him R Kelly like my daughter does. Because sometimes he will catch you by surprise and piss right on your foot leg etc.
"Ohhh... NOW I know why they don't let you inside next door."

Yep, I wouldn't either. At our old house, a cat called Ninja. I was visiting my neighbor across the street. He asked if I had seen his new cat? He pointed up at the bedroom window. The window was open with a screen in it. Cat was upside down all fours spread eagle. Only thing holding him on was his claws. I laughed and said, the name suits him....
The neighbor let his son and daughter in law move in with him. They had a pit bull. The dog liked to carry Ninja around in his mouth. Upset cat, didn't hurt anything but his pride.
Well Ninja moved out and took up with our next door neighbor. And the owner had moved. Anyways, the neighbor named him Sassy........ When he crossed over on our lot, he was still Ninja. Turns out he had at least 4 houses he called his

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Yep, I wouldn't either. At our old house, a cat called Ninja. I was visiting my neighbor across the street. He asked if I had seen his new cat? He pointed up at the bedroom window. The window was open with a screen in it. Cat was upside down all fours spread eagle. Only thing holding him on was his claws. I laughed and said, the name suits him....
The neighbor let his son and daughter in law move in with him. They had a pit bull. The dog liked to carry Ninja around in his mouth. Upset cat, didn't hurt anything but his pride.
Well Ninja moved out and took up with our next door neighbor. And the owner had moved. Anyways, the neighbor named him Sassy........ When he crossed over on our lot, he was still Ninja. Turns out he had at least 4 houses he called his

Oh yeah neighborhood cats have summer homes, winter homes, aliases and half a dozen identities.

 

[Red Rex]

Yep, I wouldn't either. At our old house, a cat called Ninja. I was visiting my neighbor across the street. He asked if I had seen his new cat? He pointed up at the bedroom window. The window was open with a screen in it. Cat was upside down all fours spread eagle. Only thing holding him on was his claws. I laughed and said, the name suits him....
The neighbor let his son and daughter in law move in with him. They had a pit bull. The dog liked to carry Ninja around in his mouth. Upset cat, didn't hurt anything but his pride.
Well Ninja moved out and took up with our next door neighbor. And the owner had moved. Anyways, the neighbor named him Sassy........ When he crossed over on our lot, he was still Ninja. Turns out he had at least 4 houses he called his

Did he charge you all rent?

 

[basstracker89]

Did he charge you all rent?

It's a wonder..........He was a cool cat though

 

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They love to do that when you want to get up to do something

 

[Fear Itself]

Well yes, we are enjoying the fresh warm blankets Mom was trying to fold 😸