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Random quotes thread
- Thread starter Appalachian American
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What!?!?! I didn't cut that bitch's head off!
-OJ Simpson
-OJ Simpson
Son, That pocket knife is the most expensive, least effective pry bar you'll ever own.
(My Old Man)
(My Old Man)
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Herodotus reports that just before the Battle of Thermoplyae, a Spartan warrior named Dienekes was told that the Persian archers could blank out the sun with their arrows. He replied "Good, then we shall have our battle in the shade."
A Sybarite, who ate at a public mess, once remarked: "Now I know why the Spartans do not fear death."
"Come back with your shield - or on it" (Plutarch, Mor.241) was supposed to be the parting cry of mothers to their sons. Mothers whose sons died in battle openly rejoiced, mothers whose sons survived hung their heads in shame.
An old man wandering around the Olympic Games looking for a seat was jeered at by the crowd until he reached the seats of the Spartans, whereupon every Spartan younger than him, and some that were older, stood up and offered him their seat. The crowd applauded and the old man turned to them with a sigh, saying "All Greeks know what is right, but only the Spartans do it."
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
An unloaded gun is a really expensive hammer.
