Recently single in a tiny town...

[carver]

You Matchmaker you

 

[offbeat404]

There is plenty of cooter stank on Craigslist even up in the hills and I'm sure one with baggage would marry you so you can have a life again!

Lol!

 

[8675309]

need a blue leisure suit, white shoes, and a big medallion on a chain.

 

[Analogue]

An option

 

[Panozguy]

are you 100% straight?

There's that famous line!

 

[Moondog1]

Hey there's nothing wrong with fatz! Lol. Bville can get boring I understand.

Absolutely sucks. Nowhere to go and 'do' around here. Highlight of my Friday evening is a cold draft and cheese fries at the closest thing to a sports bar we have. To make it worse, they don't even have a cute bartender, rather a monstrously obese middle aged dude.