Santa visits a whorehouse

[Torn]

Santa was making his rounds and came down the chimney of a whorehouse
There was a beautiful whore lying on a sofa in just her bra and panties
and she asked “ Santa is there anything I can do for you?”
Santa replied “HOHOHO Gotta go and carry all the toys to the good girls and boys”

She took off her bra and asked again “Santa is there anything I can do for you?”
Santa replied “HOHOHO Gotta go and carry all the toys to the good girls and boys”

She took off her panties, spread her legs and said “you sure there’s nothing I can do for you Santa?”
Santa replied “HEY HEY HEY Guess I gotta stay. Cain’t go up the chimney with my dick this way!”

 

[41mag]

Bwahaha !!
Ya can’t blame ole Santa ….I know I would be in the same shape !

 

[BIKER13]

absolutely

 

[DinkyDau]

I saw Santa kissing Mama under neath the Christmas Tree last night

 

[BDR1]

I volunteer to play SANTA IN THIS STORY

 

[fattboyzz]

I saw Santa kissing Mama under neath the Christmas Tree last night

With tongue ?

 

[basstracker89]

 

[xlr8ngn]

Good for her, I get screwed every January when his bill shows up.