A Catholic nun was sitting on a train to Sydney opposite a Muslim man wearing a keffiyeh, who was eating fresh prawns.
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
He finished the prawns and threw the bag out the window.
Seeing this, the nun had had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid, infidel, worthless Christian b*tch.”
She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed goat f**ker" !
Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.
He finished the prawns and threw the bag out the window.
Seeing this, the nun had had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord.
The Muslim looked at her and said, “You’ll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid, infidel, worthless Christian b*tch.”
She laughed and said, “When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers you’ll get 10 years, you towel headed goat f**ker" !
... gonna have to use that
