Snake guys, non-snake guys, get to have a laugh @me

[fast306stang]

Oh this sucks.

I put my 4' king snake on the bed so I could clean her tank. She took a tremendous **** 2 days ago so I thought she was fine. I went to pick her up and apparently she was taking another huge **** on my bed! Well I startled her so she flung her tail and slung **** all over the bed, my shirt, and across my face, on my lips, etc. I think I'm gonna

 

[MacTavish]

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[Greybeard]

**** happens

 

[fast306stang]

**** happens

It happened tonight for sure. Ugh.

 

[emptyMAGS]

Pics?

 

[fast306stang]

Pics?

She's the culprit. But everything is in the washing machine right now.

 

[Greybeard]

Don't laugh but, I have a wild king snake out in my shop. Every couple of weeks he show up and scares the crap out of me. Ran into him the other day rotating the tires on wife's car, reached down for the breaker bar and yep, grabbed a hold of him. Damn near needed to change shorts, fun thing, looked like he was smiling. Back under my work bench again lying in wait.
On the bright side, haven't seen any copperheads for a while.

 

[Zeake]

How do you know she is a she. . . That's nasty

 

[emptyMAGS]

How do you know she is a she. . . That's nasty

Yeah he sexed it

 

[Allsmiles]

Try cleaning a 10' Burms cage after eating a 5 pound rabbit. It ain't pretty is all I'm going to say.