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So...anyone's dog ever eaten a glass Christmas ornament....
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He will be ok."if my dog can eat a whole green walnut and be ok,yours will too...i hope
My lab pit mix ate them by the dozen. Ok.. she over the years ate about 30 or so. One morning we came out and she had grabbed about 12 or so off the tree. Thought for sure she was a gonner. Made it another 9 years. Good luck with yours.
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No joke, thats a tough ass dog...
I was having grilled cheese and soup for dinner tonight, when I had my back turned the dog ate my last stick of butter.
I don't think she will have a problem passing that one.
I don't think she will have a problem passing that one.
Didnt now she had eaten it until i heard her in process of pooping it back out...howling and hunched backed,jacking her tail up and down like a JACK HANDLE..and out came WHOLE WALNUT without the husk...lol
My dog caught and ate a chipmunk once.
Claimed it tastes just like chicken
Claimed it tastes just like chicken
Hows your pup doin?
Reminds me of this joke:
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it! The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still wants to eat everything in sight, but ever since he passed that cue ball,
he measures everything first!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/barjokes/petmonkeyjokes.html
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little jerk. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it! The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?"
"Now what?" asks the patron.
"Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron.
"He still wants to eat everything in sight, but ever since he passed that cue ball,
he measures everything first!"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/barjokes/petmonkeyjokes.html
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