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So its saturday night...whats your favorite bourbon/whiskey!

You young fellas seem to know alot about firearms, playstation, tacos and computers, but you don't know squat about drinkin'. When I briefly lived in Louisiana, they called all soda pop a "coke". If you wanted an orange soda, you asked for an orange coke. When someone mentions the word "clip" on ODT, he's immediately corrected because everyone knows it's a "magazine". Okay, listen up if you want to have a conversation with someone other than another ODT member about alcohol. Bourbon is not a generic term for all liquors.
1. Bourbon is only made in Kentucky.
2.Canadian Club and Crown Royal are blended whiskey sometimes called "Rye" You buy either one of these because you don't like the taste and can drown it out with coke or for the pretty purple bag to show your girlfriend. Save your money and buy the cheap s... because you can't tell the difference anyway and neither can she.
3. Scotch is refered to as whiskey overseas. An acquired taste. Be careful what you ask for with your foreign friends. It's all whiskey to them and if you get a whiskey and coke from them, first of all they'll look at you like the amateur that you are and secondly, you'll have a hard time gagging it down so as not to offend your friend. Once again, save your money and buy the cheap s... because you can't tell the difference. Single malts are for serious drinkers and rich guys who want to impress their girlfriends.
4. Sour Mash, my favorite. Made in Tennessee and often confused for bourbon. George Dickel works for me but Jack Daniels got me started.
5. You guys seem to be drinking just for the buzz but serious drinkers spend the extra bucks for the taste and don't mix it with anything, even water. So if you're throwing down with your pals, go cheap, leave your keys with the designated driver and prepare to be the most interesting man in the world.
 
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