So...Meth Possum or Crank Squirrel? Opinions?

[letusbuyyourcar]

Oh snap! I just thought of a dang ol' goodun...
Lot Lizard...

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Trash cracker

 

[BHPSteel]

Crackergat

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Come on y'all...I'm looking for something unique that pays homage to the rich heritage of the EBT shake and bake trailer park tweaker community.
"Yeah I got outstanding warrants" is just too damn long.

 

[BHPSteel]

I'm sorry my good man, that's not my real area of expertise. You'll have to check out with the people who live on the other side of these railroad tracks.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Hell I even made Tater Tot Casserole to kinda set the mood.

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

I'm sorry my good man, that's not my real area of expertise. You'll have to check out with the people who live on the other side of these railroad tracks.

Me and the first wife lived in a place like that way back in 90/91. It was duplex next to Payne City in northish Macon. You literally had to cross a big hump with train tracks to get to our place. The other side was Vineville Ave which was quite uppity at the time.
So I told everyone we live on the wrong side of the tracks. Facts, bruh...

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Craccoon ?

 

[clockerman]

Fried Bologna Sammich too long a name?

 

[letusbuyyourcar]

Fried Bologna Sammich too long a name?

Yes but it's one of my favorite keepin' it real dishes.