You guys with the tactical utensils remind me of Jack. Jack was a guy that came around the tables at the gunshows up North (to help watch the inventory). He always wore some type of uniform, camouflage, with tennis shoes, LOL He was tore up from the floor up. Looked like a woodland camo'd busted can of biscuits.
Anyway, before a weekend show I cooked a couple of pork shoulders and brought in 8lbs of pulled and some homemade vinegar sauce. Jack smells the BBQ and comes up and asks for a sandwich. I said, "Okay, here you go." Well, Jack opens the flap on the sleeve of his tunic and pulls out a fork and spoon set, a cloth napkin and a personal salt and pepper shaker set. We all damned near pissed ourselves laughing. It was very funny until he started to fill his plate for the fourth time and I had to step in and remind him that others hadn't eaten yet.
So, when you had an event and Jack didn't show up, did you turn to some of the other guys and ask "Jack off today?"



