Solving the mask shortage - wear a mask please

[GAGunguy]

Yes you can! I also know this from personal experience. I crop dusted the frozen food aisle at a local grocery store and some mask wearing guy turned down the aisle and it hit him. I knew it got him when he exclaimed "*******!!". I sauntered off quietly chuckling to myself.
Those mask might protect you from Corona (yeah right) but they damn sure wont protect you from Taco Bell!

The smell from your fart got out, but none of the poop droplets made it past your underwear. Same idea with masks.

 

[BDR1]

My 7 year old would think that was funny. Good thing she is not old enough to make decisions about mask-wearing.

If a mask can’t stop a fart.. explain why it’s gonna stop the flu

 

[BDR1]

The smell from your fart got out, but none of the poop droplets made it past your underwear. Same idea with masks.

O I c

 

[reklawd]

The smell from your fart got out, but none of the poop droplets made it past your underwear. Same idea with masks.

I'd bet the anti-maskers interact with more microscopic fecal matter than do the mask wears. I'd bet that mask wears wash their hands more (on average) than the nons.

 

[Trauma/ER Murse]

The smell from your fart got out, but none of the poop droplets made it past your underwear. Same idea with masks.

Are you sure?? How do I explain the poop stains on the inside of blue jeans? And what exactly is a fart smell if you want to be technical? How many microns is a Taco Bell fart stink molecule?

 

[reklawd]

Are you sure?? How do I explain the poop stains on the inside of blue jeans? And what exactly is a fart smell if you want to be technical? How many microns is a Taco Bell fart stink molecule?

Can we start a scientific experiment with the bedpans you clean? Let's figure this out grass roots, since you have so much access to data. Screw CNN and Kemp.

I'll set up and administer the business side so I'll make all of the money. You know how important hospital administration is. Same thing here. You just do the data collection.

Hey, if you want in on the money, I bet we could start a MLM scheme to get other RNs to collect the data. You could be at the top of the pyramid.

 

[Trauma/ER Murse]

Can we start a scientific experiment with the bedpans you clean? Let's figure this out grass roots, since you have so much access to data. Screw CNN and Kemp.

I'll set up and administer the business side so I'll make all of the money. You know how important hospital administration is. Same thing here. You just do the data collection.

Hey, if you want in on the money, I bet we could start a MLM scheme to get other RNs to collect the data. You could be at the top of the pyramid.

Don't deal with bedpans, I'm in a specialty that pays more, plus that's why God created CNAs and PCTs, they deal with the shi* while the RNs do the important stuff.
You would be a perfect administrator, you just sit in an office and dream up stupid shi* while others actually are actually doing medical stuff.

 

[NWSharpshooter]

why does a virus that is causing an overrun on our healthcare services have to be a political thing? Its science and we have enough data from other countries to show how we should handle it.

over running our healthcare services..... that's a good one.

 

[yellowhammer]

I dont trust CDC any more than I trust any other government agency. Or the media. I ain`t wearing a mask.

 

[NWSharpshooter]