A guy texts his next door neighbor:
"Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home.
I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology.
It won’t happen again."
Bob, feeling outrage and betrayal when he reads this, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word,
shoots his wife.
Moments later, Bob gets a second text from his next door neighbor:
“I really should use spell check when I text!
That should have been “wifi” .....Sorry!"
"Bob, I’m sorry. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife when you’re not around, probably more than you.
I know it’s no excuse but I don’t get it at home.
I can’t live with the guilt any longer. I hope you’ll accept my sincerest apology.
It won’t happen again."
Bob, feeling outrage and betrayal when he reads this, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom and without a word,
shoots his wife.
Moments later, Bob gets a second text from his next door neighbor:
“I really should use spell check when I text!
That should have been “wifi” .....Sorry!"
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