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Squatty Potty

This is the reason I avoid most public toilets in India for #2. Who knew they were just ahead of the curve? Guess I'll have to give it a try...
 
Oh wow, I turned my computer on for my normal 30 minute poop session using my new squatty potty and well, I'm done. I actually had to wait for my laptop to fire up to type this. I did endure a slight from the wife for purchasing it. Im going to take it out of the bathroom and put it in my closet so she cant use it.
 
Oh wow, I turned my computer on for my normal 30 minute poop session using my new squatty potty and well, I'm done. I actually had to wait for my laptop to fire up to type this. I did endure a slight from the wife for purchasing it. Im going to take it out of the bathroom and put it in my closet so she cant use it.

What's awesome is we have younger kids and people just assume it's a kiddy stool. People are catching on though. Hell even my parents just bought them.
 
I can't believe this ****ty thread is still going.
I'm not joking man. I cannot remember the last time I launched turds with such velocity. It almost felt like they came out so fast that they created a vacuum behind them in my colon and sucked out juvenile turds. It was the most fulfilling dump Ive had that I can recall. Next time I go doodies, I'm going to scream like a viking as it comes out. I can't believe Ive been ****ting like a peasant for so long.
 
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