"text me I am interested."

[gh1950]

No sir I do no trust you enough to give you my phone number until we have conversed on ODT first.
Seems rather pointless to me.

Guess you have to be older than a millenial to remember when the telephone company published a real book with everyone's phone number in it, and if you couldn't find the book, you could call 411, and they would tell you what it was. Even for the whole United States.

In fact you didn't even have to know the whole name. You could ask for the name of "Smith" on "Oak Drive" in "East Jesus" and the nice lady would take the time to look it up.

And yet most of us managed to live through that evil era.

 

[ECJ62]

• I don't like to give out my number because of you jacklegs calling and just breathing on the phone or asking what color my underwear is.
• To save you some time, by the afternoon it's brown.

 

[ADAduckhuntr]

 

[jcountry]

• I don't like to give out my number because of you jacklegs calling and just breathing on the phone or asking what color my underwear is.
• To save you some time, by the afternoon it's brown.

Nice!

 

[rOmiLaYu]

For me, "text me" or "call me at...." is code for, "I think I can get a better price if I talk to you and try to haggle you down. And besides, if it goes sideways, I can easily back out and screw you over because you don't have a PM trail."

And on the list of things nobody ain't got time for, that's at the top.

 

[Kyzrsoze]

Sooooo lack of humor=joke missed=miserable life.

Logic.

Mine was funnier.

 

[Kyzrsoze]

For me, "text me" or "call me at...." is code for, "I think I can get a better price if I talk to you and try to haggle you down. And besides, if it goes sideways, I can easily back out and screw you over because you don't have a PM trail."
And on the list of things nobody ain't got time for, that's at the top.

 

[RexProcer]

Mine was funnier.

Misses joke, attempts backhanded insult, realizes he missed the joke, tries to play it off like he was joking. Am I close?

 

[Kyzrsoze]

Misses joke, attempts backhanded insult, realizes he missed the joke, tries to play it off like he was joking. Am I close?

Your post just wasn't funny. Mine was. Well, funnier than yours at least. No bragging rights there.

 

[RexProcer]

Your post just wasn't funny. Mine was. Well, funnier than yours at least. No bragging rights there.

Yours wasn't funny, and mine wasn't meant to be. Ugh, I feel like you have 30 years on me, but yet I have to sit down and explain this like a child.