Well I just bought a 30 pack of Stones for the low low of $17.49. Then I went and stuck them in the dairy fridge in the back of my Bi Lo. Was looking for tape n the back room to stick my receipt to the box when the hot redhead closing manager walked up on me. She smiled and said " So you're drinking on the job?" I just said " Well...not ALL of them." Then I told her not to worry being ain't drank on the job since I got out of the new car bidness.

