The Biannual Harvesting of the Nonlib

[emptyMAGS]

You got to stretch them out like a Turkey neck and squat to get the sides and bottom. Then you squeeze them out like a microphone and shave around the contours.

 

[Redneck1919]

Whyzit bald guys got all that wool everywhere else?

 

[Nonliberal]

Whyzit bald guys got all that wool everywhere else?

Testosterone
Makes you go bald and grow body hair

 

[Baldilox]

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[Falcon1]

Whyzit bald guys got all that wool everywhere else?

It leaves high ground and travels south like a New Jersey Jew.

 

[Baldilox]

You got to stretch them out like a Turkey neck and squat to get the sides and bottom. Then you squeeze them out like a microphone and shave around the contours.

No. nonono.

 

[Nonliberal]

No. nonono.

Oh yes

 

[Baldilox]

Oh yes

I will not sleep peacefully tonight, nope. Thanks to this thread and turkey necks.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Y'all need professional help.

 

[Eggmanmja01]

So your the guy that had his asscheeks taped by Emilio Estevez in Breakfast Club!