Hahahahaha my Green Beret buddy shared this with me. Hes out of service too and contracting now, but I've been his friend since grade school. Some funny s*** right there lol.
Police always be coming down on an infantry vet too talking bout all them guns and all that liquor and that wild unkempt homeless look, and those hookers and that giant knife. come on Sheriff it's called freedom! I paid for this in advance!