The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[brad sweet]

we must have alot of pool boys around here "testing the waters" gene pool needs some chlorine

 

[Hayata]

Have potato phones been mentioned yet? I'm too lazy to go back and read the whole thread...

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Last round boy's then it's going back in to the safe.
Translation: Maybe I'll find someone to pay retail+ 25% next time.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

What about your son?

Well, if a priest was to ask I guess that would be okay.

 

[Pond Scum]

Need a signed affidavit to purchase my firearm! WOW you must be a lawyer or somethin'

Different guy also wants phone number, copy of D/L, address and license tag number.

 

[Kahrnut]

Need a signed affidavit to purchase my firearm! WOW you must be a lawyer or somethin'

Different guy also wants phone number, copy of D/L, license tag number, a DNA swab, and a stool sample.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Need a signed affidavit to purchase my firearm! WOW you must be a lawyer or somethin'

Different guy also wants phone number, copy of D/L, address and license tag number.

Seen a couple ammo ads where the sailor wants to sea your weapons permit.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

For the love of god... THIS!

I get tired of clicking ads in “Northeast Georgia” that turn out to be so far South they’re damn near in FLORIDA!

Just put a specific location in the listing. Something like Bass Pro in Lawrenceville. Adventure Outdoors.
I know it makes sense and won't work.

 

[ShawnZR-1]

SAFE CLEANOUT!
And it's scope rings and hand guards. Really? Where TF do you keep your guns? Refrigerator?

 

[Gunanddoglover]

SAFE CLEANOUT!
And it's scope rings and hand guards. Really? Where TF do you keep your guns? Refrigerator?

Yes I keep my guns in da fridge. Only because my safe sank.