The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[davis211]

One MILLION dollars.

Don't think you missed it by much! They're high in the classifieds.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

What are SKS' bringing these days?

Big money if wrapped in a crapco stock.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

It's like it writes itself...

Seriously, though, if I ever list anything for sale I'm including toes in at least one of the pics.

Traditions are important - know what I mean?

And it's a fo-tay. I know what I got. Have 3 hi capacity pre pan clips available for extra $$$. Trades heavily in my favor.

 

[TapcoFan]

Waiting for a FS ad that has a random rainbow dildo in the picture. goodness knows we've seen just about everything else.

 

[davis211]

Don’t give this crowd any bright ideas!

 

[BangBang]

$575 for a rusty WASR

 

[Kahrnut]

$575 for a rusty WASR

"Patina".

 

[Joshua223]

They call it “pop” in Utah too.

We lived out there when I was a kid and all the local Mormon kids always wanted to hang out at my house because my dad would give them “pop” to drink, which they were forbidden to have at home because it contained caffeine.

He was like the local pusher. LMAO!

It's a gateway beverage. It starts out innocent enough with the occasional bottle of pop. Next thing you know you're hiding Red Bulls in the closet and patronizing Starbucks!

 

[Joshua223]

"Patina".

Not something I've seen on ODT, but I HATE seeing listings for old knives and razors where the word patina is used to describe black/red rust and heavy pitting.

Geez. I'm surprised people don't describe old cars as having "patina all the way through the floor pans and wheel wells!!!"

 

[Hayata]

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And it's a fo-tay. I know what I got. Have 3 hi capacity pre pan clips available for extra $$$. Trades heavily in my favor.

Extra points for dog toes - I think you may have won ODT for today!