The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Spikey]

The sailor should be required to post this pic in the ad:
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OMG ! Probably sqeals like a little girl !

 

[Kyzrsoze]

"Testing the waters". This is a sure sign making a deal will be a pain in the........

That ! Is the thing that is the absolute most stupid to put in an ad !

...and isn't every ad 'just testing the waters' ?

 

[Rgrbulldog]

...and isn't every ad 'just testing the waters' ?

No. Some people are actually trying to sell or trade. "Testing the waters" means you want a SCAR 17 for your Keltec Sub 2000.

 

[BanjoJohn]

That ! Is the thing that is the absolute most stupid to put in an ad !

That is the thing that is the absolute best way for me to know I need to skip the ad.

 

[BIKER13]

years old but asking more than retail is a good sign the sailor is a moron

 

[TapcoFan]

That is the thing that is the absolute best way for me to know I need to skip the ad.

I thought that's when the seller puts "Deal of the Day" in the title.

 

[BanjoJohn]

I thought that's when the seller puts "Deal of the Day" in the title.

That's second best. Thats just their sentiments talking.

 

[Kahrnut]

$3k+ of rifles, no pics.

 

[BanjoJohn]

$3k+ of rifles, no pics.

Pictures upon request..................................um I'll pass, I'm sure the rest of the deal would go about as well as the poorly placed ad.

Time wasters.

 

[Kahrnut]

Um, might wanna shop-vac off that lint, and rub some earl on that crusty rust, a'fore ya take them close-ups.