The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[bobbylee]

Khakis...

"....she sounds hideous "!

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Billing Information: Driver's License and Telephone Number

Billing Information: Need your signature.

 

[Gunanddoglover]

Billing Information: Need your signature.

Need to kiss my arse.

 

[Smoothie]

Great deal, $350 for gun! Add $25 for factory box and docs.

 

[Kahrnut]

"Farley new"

 

[Radar363]

"Farley new"

I miss Chris Farley...

 

[Joshua223]

Just saw this
BNIB pistol
Picture shows loaded mag.

 

[Blue bio balls]

Billing Information: Need your signature.

I love to scribble

 

[aFarewellToKings]

I love to scribble

Exactly!
What's the seller gonna do, call you out that it's not really your signature?
Might as well post
Billing Information: I collect autographs.

 

[Psilloh1]

Something for sale with a price of Reduced today, that has been Relisted for the same damn price for 18 months....