The Official dumb things you've seen in listings thread

[Trailrider]

Wow, I'm impressed how a PSA 6.8 SPC AR15 can gain $150 in value after a few hours by simply switching owners.

Somebody's sailing guns for profit on ODT you say?

 

[Kahrnut]

The man with two first names

 

[jaf1]

Unrecognizable Hardballer.

 

[mcdougmd]

Spellin and grammir.

 

[Kahrnut]

"bring to newnan I'll buy" (x 30+) gots ta git a gat today!

 

[jaf1]

"bring to newnan I'll buy" (x 30+) gots ta git a gat today!

Now he wants the hardballer delivered.

 

[Kahrnut]

Now he wants the hardballer delivered.

TWSS

 

[jaf1]

TWSS

39 posts, most of which he's trying to get anything and wants it delivered.

 

[Don231s]

Non collectible coins. 9 times face value.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Glock ads on ODT be like
View attachment 2255927.
LNiB GLUCK FIR SALE

$850 CASH ONLY
IF IT DONE SELL TONITE IT GOES BACK IN THIS SAFE.
CUSTUM SLIDE
STIPPLED GRIP PROFESSIONALLY DONE WITH A LASER BY MUH BLIND COUSIN UNDER RUBBER SLEEVE
ONLY FIRUD 17,000 TIMES
NO BOX, DOCS, LOCK, OR CLIPAZINES
DON'T LOWBALL ME I KNOWS WHAT I GOTS
NO TRADES UNLESS HEAVILY IN MY FAVOR
MUST SIGN BILL O SAIL FOR MY PROTECTION.

Oh, forgot to mention the custom Georgia lubricant on the slide, barrel, and trigger. No extra charge.