The religious people came to my house

[Zeake]

my brother in law was exiled to a tent in the woods behind the house for almost burning the house down while drunk...3am knock on the door he said he got hit by a dear....dear? i said very inquisitively...he said a dear antlers and all...hmmmm..im thinking ..then he raised his shirt to show me the blood and what looked to be a serious broken rib sticking out....it was the antler tine of the dear sticking out of him....I never doubted his word again....that night LOL true story!

One of my employees swears he was run over by a deer when he was a kid.

 

[brad sweet]

One of my employees swears he was run over by a deer when he was a kid.

his his name Homer Carl K ?

 

[Zeake]

his his name Homer Carl K ?

Nope. He is from Florala Alabama

 

[Berny]

Yep. Come to the swap meet Berny so those of us who haven't met you can.

I will if I can

like 2 chicks and 1 cup sorry? or blue waffle kinda sorry?

i understand

 

[Berny]

One of my employees swears he was run over by a deer when he was a kid.

Makes senses to i

 

[safellows1967]

A chalk outline on my front stoop and a little police tape keeps people from ring my bell!

 

[erkinator]

So you didn't take the test, so who was the people that beat me in like when you join a gang

That was me,sorry bout that. I left u some shine to make up for it. Were u hittin that today?

 

[Berny]

That was me,sorry bout that. I left u some shine to make up for it. Were u hittin that today? [/QU

 

[Berny]

That was me,sorry bout that. I left u some shine to make up for it. Were u hittin that today?

Yea!

 

[Berny]

Yeah... F*** punctuation!!

Yea 2 times