The Vess humor

[greg vess]

Please PM me your nephew's name and the name of his hospital. Want to make sure I don't ever have to have surgery with a clown in the OR.

Oh I'm sure you would want him working on you. The kid graduated top of this class and it's one of the best residents they say they've got. He's a brainiac like his father. He usually closes up the patient after the major surgery is done and he assists in that when it's happening. So he knows what he's doing.

 

[basstracker89]

Firm at treeFiddy

The story?? There once was a man from Nantucket........

 

[greg vess]

The story?? There once was a man from Nantucket........

I think you and biker13 deliver some of the best one-liners I've ever heard.

 

[greg vess]

There are a lot of funny guys in here. That's what keeps me coming back. I can always find a good laugh when I need one.

 

[BHPSteel]

Oh I'm sure you would want him working on you. The kid graduated top of this class and it's one of the best residents they say they've got. He's a brainiac like his father. He usually closes up the patient after the major surgery is done and he assists in that when it's happening. So he knows what he's doing.

I'm gonna know if I get sewn up and there's a rubber chicken in there.

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[300_whisper]

The only thing funny from the vess family is the AR advice we receive.

 

[lostchild]

My nephew is doing his residency and some hospital in southern Georgia somewhere. So he's in their assisting the surgeon on operation a week or so ago and they're in the surgeon requires to be absolutely quiet with no music or anything distracting him at all.

So my nephew just really gets bored starts to go up and down on his tippy toes kind of like working out your calves. The surgeon gets inflamed and rips him for distracting him and says that " you are in my peripheral and it's really taking away from his focus.". Well the clown that my nephew is says oh I'm sorry I have little calves, I'm just working out my little calves. And the surgeon rips him again and just says " stop you've got to stop that! ". So move on to an hour or two later they meet up in the hall again and the surgeon stops him. The surgeon says " little calves! I've heard every excuse in the book for distracting me in the operating room but I've never heard Little Calves. That's the best one I've heard yet. ". 🤣 So now every time the surgeon passes him in the hospital or in the cafeteria he says " What's up little calves! ". LOL

You have got to understand that my nephew is the funniest person I've ever known. He comes up with something funny and off the wall for every question, comment or statement. And it's usually just straight up sarcastic! He's usually so brazen with it the actually said that to a head surgeon during an operation. That takes some cojones! He just doesn't give a hoot!

Nothing personal, but that story's about as funny as a truckload of dead babies.
And, on your nephew's next career path, he can ask "you want fries with that?".

 

[greg vess]

The only thing funny from the vess family is the AR advice we receive.

The funny part about that is you actually swallowed that puke and though I was serious!

 

[sniper22]

My nephew is doing his residency and some hospital in southern Georgia somewhere. So he's in their assisting the surgeon on operation a week or so ago and they're in the surgeon requires to be absolutely quiet with no music or anything distracting him at all.

So my nephew just really gets bored starts to go up and down on his tippy toes kind of like working out your calves. The surgeon gets inflamed and rips him for distracting him and says that " you are in my peripheral and it's really taking away from his focus.". Well the clown that my nephew is says oh I'm sorry I have little calves, I'm just working out my little calves. And the surgeon rips him again and just says " stop you've got to stop that! ". So move on to an hour or two later they meet up in the hall again and the surgeon stops him. The surgeon says " little calves! I've heard every excuse in the book for distracting me in the operating room but I've never heard Little Calves. That's the best one I've heard yet. ". 🤣 So now every time the surgeon passes him in the hospital or in the cafeteria he says " What's up little calves! ". LOL

You have got to understand that my nephew is the funniest person I've ever known. He comes up with something funny and off the wall for every question, comment or statement. And it's usually just straight up sarcastic! He's usually so brazen with it the actually said that to a head surgeon during an operation. That takes some cojones! He just doesn't give a hoot!

Yall need to name him "calf man do".

 

[lostchild]

The funny part about that is you actually swallowed that puke and though I was serious!

Well, it WAS about your family, so there's that.