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The way it has always been!

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This is an interesting “take” on The U.S. Congress…
Sadly, it appears to be frighteningly accurate!


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You start with a cage containing four monkeys and inside the cage you hang a banana on a string, and then you place a set of stairs under the banana.

Before long a monkey will go to the stairs and climb toward the banana

You then spray ALL the monkeys with cold water. After a while, another monkey makes an attempt. As soon as he touches the stairs, you spray ALL the monkeys with cold water.

Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new monkey. The new monkey sees the banana and attempts to climb the stairs. To his shock, ALL of the other monkeys beat the crap out of him After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original four monkeys, replacing it with a new monkey. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment - with enthusiasm - because he is now part of the "team."

Then, replace a third original monkey with a new monkey, followed by the fourth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

By now, the monkeys that are beating him up have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs. Neither do they know why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey. Having replaced all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys will have ever been sprayed with cold water.
Nevertheless, not one of the monkeys will try to climb the stairway for the Banana. .
Why, you ask?

Because in their minds, that is the way it has always been!

This is how today's House and Senate operates, and this Is why from time to time, ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME!

They don't call it "the best Congress that money can buy" for no good reason!
 
You racist...

Well, I've been called a lot of things, but never that!
If I have offended anyone, please accept my apologies ..
The Posting refers to Both Sides of the Aisle, regardless of Party, Race, Creed, Color, Sexual Orientation (Or Not),
If I missed any diverse individual, party, or belief; it was an oversight due to my ignorance of its existence, rather than a slight
or attempt to exclude them from this apology!
Further, should any monkey, ape, orangutan, or sentient beings (including the majority of ODT Members) otherwise feel slighted by this Posting, please accept my heartfelt apology as well.
 
Now you know those leaches would never vote on term limits. Where else can you wield power and make alot of money (ever notice how many are millionaires when they finally do retire). It needs to be on a ballot and let the people vote for it.
 
Well, I've been called a lot of things, but never that!
If I have offended anyone, please accept my apologies ..
The Posting refers to Both Sides of the Aisle, regardless of Party, Race, Creed, Color, Sexual Orientation (Or Not),
If I missed any diverse individual, party, or belief; it was an oversight due to my ignorance of its existence, rather than a slight
or attempt to exclude them from this apology!
Further, should any monkey, ape, orangutan, or sentient beings (including the majority of ODT Members) otherwise feel slighted by this Posting, please accept my heartfelt apology as well.

I don't accept apologies from a racist ;)
 
It's called a constitutional amendment.
Make it part of the constitution so congress can not touch it.
It also needs to make it so there are no special rules for congress.
They should have the same insurance they had before going to Washington.
No special pay. No free mail. No retirement accounts.
When they leave office they walk out with the same things they walked in with,
nothing else. One other thing is to outlaw Lobbyist, no free trips or meals.
Rant over
Mike
 
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