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Things I Learned Living in North Carolina

A fellow Hillbilly from Gods country - Good to know

The first time my neighbor here saw me I had on no shirt, shorts (cutoff of course ) and no shoes. She ran through the house for her husband and told him "there's some guys out here with BIG beards. I don't think they belong here" lmao. I will always be a "hillbilly"
 
You know why birds fly upside down over Alabama?

Cause ain't nuttn worth sh***ing on.

Hey have some respect for Alabama

Mankind owes them a lot

For instance did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama ?

It sure was - if it had been invented anywhere else it would’ve been called the teethbrush
 
The first time my neighbor here saw me I had on no shirt, shorts (cutoff of course ) and no shoes. She ran through the house for her husband and told him "there's some guys out here with BIG beards. I don't think they belong here" lmao. I will always be a "hillbilly"


I as well


YoSef would be proud
 
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