Things I've observed in nature......................................................................

[deller]

Squirrels make a lot of noise when having sex.

 

[deller]

Frog legs will not flip themselves in a pan.

 

[Poppa Mike]

Frog legs will not flip themselves in a pan.

But they will jump out of it!

 

[Pistolier60]

Squirrels make a lot of noise when having sex.

But not as much noise as the 22 round that puts a stop to it! Dang tree rats!

 

[BIKER13]

Bears make lots more than squirrels.

 

[deller]

Mules are not born stump broke.

 

[LARGO9]

Always take your sheep to a cliff.

 

[deller]

Sheep are not good for your self esteem. They always say that was Baaaaaadďdd.

 

[cooley2189]

Most of the birds you hear are making noises to get laid.

 

[deller]

Most of the birds you hear are making noises to get laid.

Wishes he could get laid.