Things my Wife Says

[jaseast]

hehehehe

So you know the song "jailbait"? not that it would apply since this gal would be 19.

 

[southern clash]

So you know the song "jailbait"? not that it would apply since this gal would be 19.

 

[Nick_T]

I'm from up north and I see a lot more college kids live on campus when they live in commuting distance then I saw up north. It amazes me the parents allow that.

After living with them for 18yrs I can understand.

Nick T

 

[southern clash]

After living with them for 18yrs I can understand.

Nick T

Yeah I'm thinking far and away though. Is the University of Montana too close?

 

[trw2094]

A friends wife saw a sycamore tree after the leaves had fallen and said " well that was real smart someone has painted that tree white all the way to the top"

 

[Nut Nat]

Told mine I bought a Bore snake....she said "you don't think it will eat the rabbit??"

 

[Big Ben]

A few years ago, the wife and I are sitting on the couch watching television and a Geico commercial comes on. You know the one, the one with the cavemen on it. After the commercial was over she turns to me and says " they aren't still around are they"?

 

[southern clash]

A few years ago, the wife and I are sitting on the couch watching television and a Geico commercial comes on. You know the one, the one with the cavemen on it. After the commercial was over she turns to me and says " they aren't still around are they"?

 

[bbqman]

Worst thing mine said was, "I do". Went to hell right after that!

 

[alleycat]

My wife was a city girl before we got married. She called me once back when we were dating and i told her that i couldn't talk because i was in the middle of buying a bush hog to clear the front field by our pond. She said "oh, wow, that'll be good because then youd have meat in the freezer after it eats all the grass and weeds".