Things my Wife Says

[southern clash]

My wife was a city girl before we got married. She called me once back when we were dating and i told her that i couldn't talk because i was in the middle of buying a bush hog to clear the front field by our pond. She said "oh, wow, that'll be good because then youd have meat in the freezer after it eats all the grass and weeds".

Sounds reasonable.

 

[Sagan]

Me: Sorry, babe. We don't have the money this paycheck.

Her: That's ok, they take checks.

Me: Oh ****

 

[southern clash]

Me: Sorry, babe. We don't have the money this paycheck.

Her: That's ok, they take checks.

Me: Oh ****

LMAO my grandpa used to say "How can we be out of money when we still have checks?"

 

[Patronus]

Several years(and one wife) ago, the family was in the car and it had been raining for two weeks almost non-stop. My daughter said from the back seat that it had rained so much that her friends swimming pool had 2 feet of water in the deep end. My wife corrected her saying that the water would be 2 feet deep the whole length of the pool. It took a good 5 minutes to make her remember that water actually runs downhill, settles flat and does not stack that way. LOL.

 

[streetroc]

I once told my girlfriend that she needed to have her tires rotated. She said "Don't they rotate while I'm driving?"

 

[Tony2X]

I once told my girlfriend that she needed to have her tires rotated. She said "Don't they rotate while I'm driving?"

lmaoo
Is she blonde?

 

[Tylerls1]

I once told my girlfriend that she needed to have her tires rotated. She said "Don't they rotate while I'm driving?"

Awesome!

 

[streetroc]

lmaoo
Is she blonde?

Haha yeah she is but its not natural. She used to be a brunette. (and this happened before she dyed her hair)

 

[fgf214ga]

Funny stuff guy's

 

[Ghost941]

My 89 Bronco had a turn signal out. My wife followed me home one time and asked why I wouldn't signal to turn right. I told her it was out if turn signal fluid. Few days later she calls me from Wal Mart to inform me that they don't have any turn signal fluid.