Things my Wife Says

[KAHRex]

We were walking out of a sporting goods store with a basketball goal setup, the whole shebang, for our girls. An older couple walked by and said, "oh, somebody is gonna be having some fun!". My wife said, "yes, we thought it was time to get our girls a bi-sexual toy."
Another time a friend asked my wife if we had a golfcart, since everybody else in Peachtree City does. Wife says "yes, we do." the friend asks if it's gas or electric. Wife says, "I don't know. I just plug it into the wall."
Another.....my father in law was in the hospital. I asked my blue eyed, petite babe how was he doing. She replied, "well, the doctor expects him to recover, but he's not out of the water yet."
When telling a friend that one of my daughters is just like me she said, "the apple didn't fall far from the pear tree."
So many more that I can't remember them all.

 

[Laufen]

We were walking out of a sporting goods store with a basketball goal setup, the whole shebang, for our girls. An older couple walked by and said, "oh, somebody is gonna be having some fun!". My wife said, "yes, we thought it was time to get our girls a bi-sexual toy."
Another time a friend asked my wife if we had a golfcart, since everybody else in Peachtree City does. Wife says "yes, we do." the friend asks if it's gas or electric. Wife says, "I don't know. I just plug it into the wall."
Another.....my father in law was in the hospital. I asked my blue eyed, petite babe how was he doing. She replied, "well, the doctor expects him to recover, but he's not out of the water yet."
When telling a friend that one of my daughters is just like me she said, "the apple didn't fall far from the pear tree."
So many more that I can't remember them all.

LOL, hilarious!

 

[jwk1340]

My wife said one night while watching TV, "Look they have shows about everything now, here is one about french construction workers............LA Hard hats!"

 

[z3]

So here is the one that sicks in my mind...

I used to buy and sell a lot of real estate with some remodeling in between. I had a spray can of kilz primer at a house I was working on one time and the Ex was bored so she took to reading the label on the can. She sits there for a few minutes, and get this bewildered look on her face. I ask her whats wrong and she looks up and tells me the can says " This product contains a chemical know to the sate of California to cause cancer" He question was.... " How can something cause cancer in California but not in Georgia?

I just had to shake my head while chucking quietly to myself....

 

[MotherofDragons]

Too funny!

 

[titan2k10]

Funny thing my wife said the other night.

"Lets F***!"

No. No she didnt.....

 

[ehunt]

Me: I'll be back shortly.
Her: where you goin?
Me: to trade guns
Her: why?
Me:

 

[potenza]

I once told my girlfriend that she needed to have her tires rotated. She said "Don't they rotate while I'm driving?"

I hope they changed the air, dirty air and all

 

[hjblwme]

Funny thing my wife said the other night.

"Lets F***!"

No. No she didnt.....

I can see why she didn't say that.

 

[mach1yell]

Before we were married I asked my wife why she never used the emergency brake in her car and she said quote " thier for emergencies only silly"