I'm 6'2, my wife is 5'3. If I start to get on her nerves, she just looks at me a says " You have to sleep sometime!" 
I really try not to get on her bad side.
I really try not to get on her bad side.
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Things my Wife Says
- Thread starter southern clash
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Me and my girlfriend were talking in the car the other day. I got a new Benelli Montefeltro for Christmas and have only shot it once so I told her that I would like for us to go skeet shooting sometime. She said she would love to do that and then I asked her if she had a shotgun that she could use. She said yes so I asked her what gauge it was..... Her response....? ".22"
Dang.... maybe she's a trick shoooter. She probably shoots pennies out of the air with it
I'm 6'2, my wife is 5'3. If I start to get on her nerves, she just looks at me a says " You have to sleep sometime!"
I really try not to get on her bad side.
HAs a pretty smile,but don`t be fooled, she would tear you a new one huh?
She played field hockey in high school...still has the stick behind the door in our bedroom. If an intruder comes in, the plan is for her to attack him with the stick and I'll shoot him after to put him out of his misery.
My wife could not handle some smells when she was pregnant, so off we went to shop for new deodorant for me. I handed her a can, she said ''this smells nice''. Then I showed her ''unscented'' on the can. I felt sorry for my coworkers for those 9 months.
once had a girlfriend who believed that grey Fox were actually "old" red Fox that had greyed with age.
This weekend we were camping and my wife went to open the tailgate on my truck and before she pulled the handle she just blurted out "you didnt lock your tailgate did you"? As hard as I was laughing she figured out that it was a dumb question.
