my tailgate locks on my truck. I keep it locked cause I don't want my tailgate stolen.
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Things my Wife Says
- Thread starter southern clash
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my tailgate locks on my truck. I keep it locked cause I don't want my tailgate stolen.
Thats a first for me, maybe I'm used to old beat up trucks.
The closest thing to a lock on my tailgate is the fact that you need tools to get it open. Dang 15 year old GM tailgate handles
She got 2 derp moments within 5 minutes today.
So we are watching Deadliest Catch and she says "how are they getting close to Russia when they are in Alaska? Isn't Russia on the other side of the world?"
i say "babe you might wanna take a look at a globe, they are really close to each other"
So off she goes to google earth on her iPad. She then turns to me and says "how many satellites does google earth have?" I say "I don't know, why?" She says "they must have a lot of satellites, because if I am using one, imagine how many other people are using google earth at the same time as me." She actually thought she was dialing into a satellite in space and getting a live feed of what she was looking at.
Good things she is hot with fake boobs!!!! Lol
So we are watching Deadliest Catch and she says "how are they getting close to Russia when they are in Alaska? Isn't Russia on the other side of the world?"
i say "babe you might wanna take a look at a globe, they are really close to each other"
So off she goes to google earth on her iPad. She then turns to me and says "how many satellites does google earth have?" I say "I don't know, why?" She says "they must have a lot of satellites, because if I am using one, imagine how many other people are using google earth at the same time as me." She actually thought she was dialing into a satellite in space and getting a live feed of what she was looking at.
Good things she is hot with fake boobs!!!! Lol
Dude, you married my ex?
Want her back???? Lol
Nah, mine ran off with a cop. That's why I always run from the blue lights. Afraid their trying to bring her back.
wrong hole.
My wife was a city girl before we got married. She called me once back when we were dating and i told her that i couldn't talk because i was in the middle of buying a bush hog to clear the front field by our pond. She said "oh, wow, that'll be good because then youd have meat in the freezer after it eats all the grass and weeds".
^^^^^^^^^^WOW^^^^^^^^^^^^
