heres one YES OFFICER I DO KNOW HOW FAST I WAS GOING . BUT I GUESS IT WASNT FAST ENOUGH
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things you really want to say to a policeman OR funny smart #&* answers
- Thread starter jamesthemechanic
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how about { IM NOT DRUNK OCIFER I HAVE A MUSSEL DISORDER} misspelled intentionally
or YOU MUST HAVE BEEN CLOCKING A DROP OF RAIN MY CAR CANT GO THAT FAST
Officer asks 'Can I search the vehicle' (I've had them say this exactly)
'Why yes, you can' Then lock the doors and stare at him smiling...
I can be a real PITA grammar nazi....
'Why yes, you can' Then lock the doors and stare at him smiling...
I can be a real PITA grammar nazi....
Thankfully am not pulled over often, but when I have been, it's always the same question almost verbatim"do you know why I stopped you", or " do you know how fast you were going"?
Jeez, spice it up a bit officers, gotta get out of that rut.
Something like" Thanks, I'm going to get a commendation for getting your wreckless behind off the street" ! Now that would keep it from getting stale.....
Jeez, spice it up a bit officers, gotta get out of that rut.
Something like" Thanks, I'm going to get a commendation for getting your wreckless behind off the street" ! Now that would keep it from getting stale.....
Do you know why i pulled you over. Ahhh no otherwise i wouldnt have done it
Dad was workin out of town, and ran through a license check. Bout 5 miles from the house, but out of the county. Cop asked "what brings you to this county" Dad said "This little blue car" The cop didnt think it was funny but he quit askin stupid questions and told him to go on.
oooo look theres a $100.00 bill on the ground. Where did that come from?
Back in '82 or so a cop in an unmarked got behind me and tailgated me till I hit 61 in a 55 then blue-light specialed me. When he came up to the car I asked him if that wasn't called "entrapment". He told me to shut my smart GD mouth or I was going to jail. First set of staple holes I ever got in that license...but not the last.
Nothing against most cops but the newbies are usually jackasses trying to throw thier newfound power at ya.
Nothing against most cops but the newbies are usually jackasses trying to throw thier newfound power at ya.
That sometimes is very true. WE laugh at some of the new guys and the enthusiastic approach to their work. MOST grow out of it after a couple of trips to the bosses office.
