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things you really want to say to a policeman OR funny smart #&* answers
- Thread starter jamesthemechanic
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Had a date in the car sitting right beside me, officer pulls us over and said, "sir, you need to use both hands".
I said Sir, If I use both hands, how will I be able to hold the wheel?
Not really, just always thought that would be funny. I would sure hope the officer found it funny as well.
I said Sir, If I use both hands, how will I be able to hold the wheel?
Not really, just always thought that would be funny. I would sure hope the officer found it funny as well.
Had one of the locals in a nearby small town stop me several years back. I asked him could I help him. Kind took him aback for a few seconds, then he proceeded to tell me how he clocked me doing 45 in a 30 going away from him while he was pointed the other direction. Funny part about it was I knew he had no rear radar and if he did, I don't think he was certified to use one anyway. He just said to slow down and got back in his car and left.
I had a buddy that got pulled over going 90 mph on the interstate. He said the officer told him "I been waitin' all day for you" to which my buddy responded "I know, I got here as fast as I could." He CLAIMS the guy let him go with a warning.
Sir, Do you know why I pulled you over?
Well ... no officer.. but I'm sure you're gonna tell me....
The other side...
(Upon recieving a ticket)..
Oh.. thanks officer did you meet your quota?
Officer: You didnt get the memo? There's no quota .. we can write as many tickets as we like....
Well ... no officer.. but I'm sure you're gonna tell me....
The other side...
(Upon recieving a ticket)..
Oh.. thanks officer did you meet your quota?
Officer: You didnt get the memo? There's no quota .. we can write as many tickets as we like....
dumbest thing a cop ever asked me . i was making out with this girl we were both naked the cop comes up to my car taps the window and says with a straight face what are you doing , i swear to god i lost it i told him if he didnt get it the first time his daddy told him, he was never gonna understand if i explained it to him again
Don't tell them you have a gun on board, AFTER you reach for it.
Almost got shot in Roswell one morning.
Almost got shot in Roswell one morning.
Yup, that's something you would want to say when both hands are extremely still and visible on the steering wheel.
