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things you really want to say to a policeman OR funny smart #&* answers
- Thread starter jamesthemechanic
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A guy I know was driving while intoxicated one night and was pulled over for driving in the turning lane. The conversation went like this:
cop- "Do you know why I've pulled you over?"
buddy- "No sir."
cop- "You were driving in the dammned turning lane, didn't you see the arrows?"
buddy- "Arrows?? Hell, I didn't see the Indians."
He went to jail.
cop- "Do you know why I've pulled you over?"
buddy- "No sir."
cop- "You were driving in the dammned turning lane, didn't you see the arrows?"
buddy- "Arrows?? Hell, I didn't see the Indians."
He went to jail.
That is great RR, but admit it, it was you. "A friend of mine," are you kidding me?
Standing behind my Chevelle getting chewed out by a local cop that looked like he just got out of high school. He stared at me real mean like and said "Who's that in the car with you"?
I glared back and said "Steve". It was kinda down hill from there.
I glared back and said "Steve". It was kinda down hill from there.
Thank goodness it wasn't me. True story though.
One of my Buddies got pulled over while drinking and driving and when he got pulled over he knew he was going to jail (his 2nd DUI) so he put a budlight label on his forehead and the officer asked him if he had been drinking he said no im on the patch. True Story
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Back when I was 16, I was on a first date with a new girl and got pulled over doing 80 something in a 55. I was worried and the girl laughed and said don't worry. She sticks her finger down her throat, throws the passenger door open and pukes all over the side of my Mustang. The cop is out of his car by then and near the back of my Mustang and he was trying to tell her to get back in the car. She cuts him off and starts ranting about a restaurant down the road making her sick and she is about to crap herself and starts acting like is is going to puke again. He said "Go, just GO!" Strangely that was our only date.
