When I see the "you must be born before this date" signs for tobacco or alcohol.
When I'm reviewing new hire paperwork and I think they wrote their birthday down wrong. You can't have been born in 1994?? What are you like 8?
When I look down at my belly, and all I see is my belly.
I'm still on the good side of my 30s, but ****'s starting to get real up in here.
When I'm reviewing new hire paperwork and I think they wrote their birthday down wrong. You can't have been born in 1994?? What are you like 8?
When I look down at my belly, and all I see is my belly.
I'm still on the good side of my 30s, but ****'s starting to get real up in here.

