This takes "new in BOX" to a new level

[palmettomoon]

Certainly be careful when you fire it... and by all means wear gloves....

NBC or welding gloves over nitrile...

 

[sheep dog]

IVH
inside vagina holster

Shuffle those letters and ya get HIV. She probably was/is carrying that as well...

 

[richs]

The gun was safe, she had it in a condum-dum.

 

[SAR 6114]

I agree ... I just can't put my finger on it.......

can't or won't??????

 

[Psilloh1]

can't or won't??????

Both...

 

[ItBeMe]

With her for your old lady you will not need a gun safe.

 

[Buckeye76]

"Fer cell. $900. Kimber pisstol with slight holster wear."

Well lubed.

 

[Gacowboy]

road hard and put away wet.