Unoffical "Florida Man" thread

[HERMET]

Probably a malt liquor bottle.

 

[canoecanoe]

Armless Miami man charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

By Nicole Darrah | Fox News

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/armless-miami-man-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist.html

 

[lostchild]

Armless Miami man charged with stabbing Chicago tourist

By Nicole Darrah | Fox News

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/11/armless-miami-man-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist.html

Going with the homeless dude's version. The Chicago a-hole probably thought it'd be funny to kick the guy who (he thought) couldn't fight back. "Hey! Watch this. (giggle, giggle) Aargh!"

 

[Kahrnut]

That's a picture of Barry Macockinner

 

[GeauxLSU]

Going with the homeless dude's version. The Chicago a-hole probably thought it'd be funny to kick the guy who (he thought) couldn't fight back. "Hey! Watch this. (giggle, giggle) Aargh!"

Having lived in Chicago and south Florida, ima go with this .

 

[Barry Macockinner]

That's a picture of Barry Macockinner

that's a more recent picture of me, damn gator bit my arms off but that wont stop me from doin criminal things,

 

[Kahrnut]

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/h...enshaw-charged-with-stabbing-tourist-10516219

 

[Kahrnut]

Man arrested for "Sippin & Sittin": http://www.kulr8.com/story/38622621...lls-police-he-was-only-drinking-at-stop-signs

 

[palmettomoon]

LMAO, just saw this on Faux News.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/1...cmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obnetwork

 

[HERMET]

Run Fatboy Run!